and started to search around for something fun to do. I went to the seasonal section and saw all the holidays listed there… Mothers Day, New Years Eve, Fathers Day, St. Patricks Day, Soccer Fever, July 4th, Easter, Valentines Day, Football, Remembrance Day. I looked again, surly Christmas was an important holiday and would make a list of holidays?? Where was it? I looked again and again… and then finally the fog cleared or maybe the dust settled, either way I saw it. Buried at the bottom of the page under the title ‘Holidays’… Hmmm I thought, weren’t these all holidays? Apparently not, apparently they are just ‘seasonal’ and the holidays is the new ‘Christmas’.
My question is when did this happen? When did Christmas get replaced by Holidays, and explain to me how holidays got replaced by seasonal? I could be wrong here, in fact I could just be totally stupid, but I was under the assumption that The 1st or 4th of July were holidays, that Valentines Day was a holiday, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Groundhog Day… you get the idea, they are all holidays! Seasons, when I was growing up meant four things… Spring, Summer,Winter and Fall. Back in the days of my youth you wished everyone a Merry Christmas, there were Christmas movies, Christmas lights, Christmas decorations, Christmas cookies and Christmas cheer for all (yes, even the politically correct were entitled to a dose of Christmas cheer). We used to make fun of the Grinch or Scrooge, they were men in need of change, they were men that needed Christmas to save them from themselves.
Somehow, somewhere, we ourselves have allowed the Grinches and Scrooges of Canada to govern how we celebrate, how we greet people and even how we decorate our how homes for the season. You can no longer buy a cute Santa for your yard greeting people who pass by with “Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas”. Instead we have stunted poor Santa’s jolly smile by forcing him to say “Happy Holidays or worse… Seasons greetings.” I have to wonder what would happen if we bought a manger scene and put that on our front lawn. Would I be extracted from my politically correct country?
|Thomas after being hit by Christmas cheer!|
I am going to dare to be bold here and wish you all a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Why is it that my Jewish friends can buy signs wishing their friends ‘Happy Hanukkah’? When will they be asked to change it to ‘Happy Holidays’ or ‘Seasons greetings’, rest assured it’s coming!
My next and last question… When will we lose Easter?